Song: Commercial Mix-up
(to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell")
Last night I watched TV,
I saw my favorite show.
I heard this strange commercial,
And I can't believe it's so.
Feed your dog Chiffon.
Comet cures the cold,
Use S-O-S pads on your face
To keep from looking old.
Mop your floors with Crest.
Use Crisco on your tile.
Clean your teeth with Borateem,
It leaves a shining smile.
For headaches take some Certs.
Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue,
It holds your hair in place.
Perhaps I am confused,
I might not have it right.
But one thing that I'm certain of,
I'll watch TV tonight!
Notes for the girls:
- Chiffon is a type of fabric
- Comet is a powdered cleaning product
- SOS pads are steel wool with soap in them used to clean pots
- Crest is toothpaste
- Crisco is shortening used for cookie
- Borateem is bleach
- Certs are breath mints
- Tide is laundry detergent
- Elmer’s Glue is white glue