(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Humphrey the blue-nosed pumpkin
had a very spooky nose.
And if you ever saw it, you might
even say it shows.
All of the other pumpkins, used to
laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Humphrey play
in any pumpkin games.
Then one foggy Halloween Eve,
The Great Pumpkin said,
"Humphrey, with your nose so
Blue, you'll make all the ghosts say
Then all the pumpkins loved him,
and they shouted out with glee,
Humphrey, the blue-nosed pumpkin,
You'll go down in history!